WTF Lady Gaga…Part 2

As I was reviewing the comments being posted on my first blog about Lady Gaga, I realized that a lot you get very angry, and upset about the fact that I don’t care for her “stage persona”. It shows  me that Lady Gaga has a large and deeply embedded fan base, showing that her “style” reaches out and connects to a lot of people out there, therefore she is a good performer. However, that shows that there may be a lot of weirdos out there, especially to take one little blog so importantly. It’s almost as though I said something rude about their mothers! I mean, it was just a comment, we all gossip about celebrities, but I think some of you are dwelling on it as though it was your own personal best friend. And then you rant on my blog that I’m making a big deal about a celebrity?

I mean, a lot of you can’t handle my opinion about Lady Gaga, and think you need to correct me. But you’re just as bad as I am. Freedom of speech my friends (or in this case writing). This is life, we don’t all have to like the same thing. For those of you who can’t accept this concept, and feel the need to make fun of me, please stay off my blog, it’s just for fun!

Snoop After Dark-Paris Hilton Bit

Snoop's Pea-head

OK, this is soooooo funny! Did anyone happen to watch Snoop Dog’s latest reality show, Snoop after Dark? Well don’t. I only watched up to the first guest, and I was done. Oh man, Snoop Dog is just another gangster rapper trying to make some dough off of the reality t.v network. After he sneaks into his restaurant/bar, he goes to interview the horribly dressed Paris Hilton, who happens to be his “bartender”. After the blond retard tries to talk “gangster” with the rapper, she goes on to promote her own horrible reality television show. It was like a chain effect of bull****. On top of it, she tries to bust a rhyme with the rapper. Her high pitched, cat being run over by a truck voice was enough to make me change the channel, but it was funny as hell. Now I see that she’ll do anything for attention on television. I would strongly suggest to NOT watch the show. It’s pretty bad.

Seth Rogen…Observe and Report failure??

Oh Seth Rogen, the newest spruce of comedy that has been added to the silver-screen. Thank god! It’s about time that some good humour started to dominate. Now don’t get me wrong, I love all sorts of comedy, but Jim Carey, Adam Sandler (HUGE FAN), and Will Ferrell (and all of their comedy crews) seem to be loosing their touch. I guess their time may be over, although I could watch Vince Vaughn until the end. But considering that Seth Rogen is pretty much the same age as me, I think I relate to him a lot better. It’s great, they smoke up, they like geeks, and they’re weirdos. I think everyone has a little bit of that in their personality.

Anyways, I was sad to hear that Observe and Report was supposed to be s***. Last night, my friends asked me to watch it with them and I declined. I didn’t want to be disappointed by a Seth Rogen movie. I didn’t even really like Mall Cop so I didn’t expect much more. I saw a review on t.v, and the guy said that you’d be better off renting it, or downloading it for free. I watched another movie, but when we were exiting the theatre, some kids were leaving “Observe and Report”. I overhead one of them saying “That was the s****** Seth Rogen movie I’ve ever seen, what a f****** waste”. So instead we watched Monsters vs. Aliens, where Rogen voices Bob (the blue blob). He was great, I was laughing until the very end. Once again, I’m proud to say that I’m a supporting Canadian fan of Seth Rogen. Keep spreading the laughter!

 

Who’s hotter Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie??

Now, I honestly look at Megan Fox and see the next Angelina. I hail Angelina to be one of the most beautiful women of our time (next in line to  Aishwarya Rai of course), but let’s face it, she’s beginning to age. I love her attitude, her movies, and her style, but I think even she is beginning to accept that her time is over.

I think that pic was a flattering image of Angelina Jolie aging. It’s funny because everyone acts like Angelina Jolie doesn’t care what the public thinks about her, yet when the skinny phase started, she rapidly lost weight. She’s always had a very sexy, filling figure which is now just skinny, making her look frail. I think Angelina isn’t going to age well if she keeps losing weight. Now Megan Fox on the other hand is skinny, but she still looks healthy (unlike Lindsay Lohan). She just looks like a girl that has a small frame (although I’m sure she’s starving on the inside). Well whatever it is she’s doing, she’s definitely the next Jolie, now she just has to get more roles in movies!

Lady Gaga…love game…here we go again!

Still beggin for it!

OK, so like I said before I like Lady Gaga’s music, it always sounds funky to me. It has a great beat to dance to, or listen to in your car when you’re driving. But honestly, his disco stick? WTF? If that’s what you kids are calling it these days. Seriously, I mean, it’s like she’s been dying to tell the world how horny she is, and now that she’s getting famous, she can’t stop! I know it’s hard to understand the lyrics (besides the chorus) because sometimes she sounds like a f***** up robot, but it gets pretty bad, “I’m educated in sex, yes, and now i want it bad, want it bad”. I mean who the hell feels the need to tell the world that she’s educated in sex. Or was that just another way to let everyone know that she’s a whore and down for everything. But I thought once you get famous, it’s easy to get laid no matter how much of a “butterface” (but her face) you are! Maybe she just thought that no one knew she was easy yet. By the way, did you guys see the end of this music video? Maybe she’s going for that whole empowerment thing like Madonna, but something is missing. Like the fact that she may have a penis under her pants. Anyways, keep letting out the retarded songs, because I really do like the beat! You can find the lyrics below to laugh like I did. Cheers!

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

I wanna kiss you
But if i do then i might miss you, babe
It’s complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid
Guess he wants to play, wants to play
I love game, i love game

Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Baby three seconds is in it for my heart to quit it

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don’t think too much, just bust that thick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game

I’m on a mission and it involves some heavy touching, yeah
You’ve indicated your interest, i’m educated in sex, yes
And now i want it bad, want it bad
I love game, i love game

Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Baby three seconds is in it for my heart to quit it

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don’t think too much, just bust that thick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game

I can see you staring there from across the block
With a smile on your mouth and your hand on your c (huh!)
The story of us, it always starts the same
A boy and a girl and a (huh!) and a game

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game

Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game
Let’s play a love game, play a love game
Do you want love, or you want fame
Or you win the game
Through the love game

Jessica Alba aka the Dumbass

We all love Jessica Alba. She’s cute, sweet and has a rockin body. Yes many of us women completely envy her, but we were wrong ladies, she’s not as great as she seems. Apparently Alba has earned quite the reputation as a typical Hollywood b****. Not only is she rude, but lil miss goody bimbo shoes has proved that she’s an idiot. Did anyone catch the TMZ clip of Alba questioning a reporter during Obama’s inauguration? OMG, this woman looked so dumb. I didn’t get to see the full clip, but what I caught was good enough. She was asking the reporter why he wasn’t happy or something about Obama being in office, and arguing that the reporter should be neutral about the situation…oh that’s right, neutral like Sweden! Oh Jessica, when will you learn that you’re the hottie in movies, no one cares what you say, and that is exactly why. No worries everyone, I found the link that further confirms that Jessica Alba is an idiot…ENJOY!

Thankfully Sweden was neutral at one point in history...60yrs ago

http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/21/jessica-alba-the-ditz-on-switzerland/

Go Away Paris Hilton!!!!!

Now I realize how lucky we are right now, since pop culture is slowly forgetting about Paris Hilton. But that b**** always finds a way back in. I like to watch retarded reality shows such as Flavor of Love, Tila Tequila, Rock of Love, etc because they are truly funny (not because I’m an idiot and want to be like them). But Paris Hilton’s reality show SUCKS! I think we all know this. But that’s not the point. Her stupid BFF reality show finally stopped playing on the channels that I used to enjoy, which made me really happy, but then it came! SMACK. Like a slap in the face, she has another reality show…my British BFF?!!? Are you kidding me? When is she going to stop spending soooo much cash to get people to like her? It’s not happening. It’s bad enough that she’s only reached the literacy level of a kid in Gr.2, but she’s spreading her face all over good ol fashioned reality t.v. I watch those shows for humour, not to fall asleep while dreaming of smashing in my t.v!  And when will her loyal band of ”Parisites” realize that she has no substance or intelligence, and give up on her!

An Idiot at Heart

Is this the kind of woman that we want influencing young girls? Instead of your kids growing up with an understanding of anything intelligent, they’ll be screaming “That’s Hot”! Has society dumbed down for Paris Hilton, or because of her? We all know it’s not just her, but its’ the impression, or persona in general. Many celebrities would rather be seen as a stupid piece of ass instead of a smart go getter! Well in Paris Hilton’s case, she wasn’t even a good piece of ass! Anyways, someone needs to stop renewing contracts with this bimbo, and put something funny, or at least worthwhile on television! GO AWAY PARIS, JUST GO! You have enough money, you don’t need the fame, and we don’t need to see your underwear!