Snoop After Dark-Paris Hilton Bit

Snoop's Pea-head

OK, this is soooooo funny! Did anyone happen to watch Snoop Dog’s latest reality show, Snoop after Dark? Well don’t. I only watched up to the first guest, and I was done. Oh man, Snoop Dog is just another gangster rapper trying to make some dough off of the reality t.v network. After he sneaks into his restaurant/bar, he goes to interview the horribly dressed Paris Hilton, who happens to be his “bartender”. After the blond retard tries to talk “gangster” with the rapper, she goes on to promote her own horrible reality television show. It was like a chain effect of bull****. On top of it, she tries to bust a rhyme with the rapper. Her high pitched, cat being run over by a truck voice was enough to make me change the channel, but it was funny as hell. Now I see that she’ll do anything for attention on television. I would strongly suggest to NOT watch the show. It’s pretty bad.

Go Away Paris Hilton!!!!!

Now I realize how lucky we are right now, since pop culture is slowly forgetting about Paris Hilton. But that b**** always finds a way back in. I like to watch retarded reality shows such as Flavor of Love, Tila Tequila, Rock of Love, etc because they are truly funny (not because I’m an idiot and want to be like them). But Paris Hilton’s reality show SUCKS! I think we all know this. But that’s not the point. Her stupid BFF reality show finally stopped playing on the channels that I used to enjoy, which made me really happy, but then it came! SMACK. Like a slap in the face, she has another reality show…my British BFF?!!? Are you kidding me? When is she going to stop spending soooo much cash to get people to like her? It’s not happening. It’s bad enough that she’s only reached the literacy level of a kid in Gr.2, but she’s spreading her face all over good ol fashioned reality t.v. I watch those shows for humour, not to fall asleep while dreaming of smashing in my t.v!  And when will her loyal band of ”Parisites” realize that she has no substance or intelligence, and give up on her!

An Idiot at Heart

Is this the kind of woman that we want influencing young girls? Instead of your kids growing up with an understanding of anything intelligent, they’ll be screaming “That’s Hot”! Has society dumbed down for Paris Hilton, or because of her? We all know it’s not just her, but its’ the impression, or persona in general. Many celebrities would rather be seen as a stupid piece of ass instead of a smart go getter! Well in Paris Hilton’s case, she wasn’t even a good piece of ass! Anyways, someone needs to stop renewing contracts with this bimbo, and put something funny, or at least worthwhile on television! GO AWAY PARIS, JUST GO! You have enough money, you don’t need the fame, and we don’t need to see your underwear!